"I don't feel tardy", David Lee Roth; Hot for teacher, Van Halen 1984.
Greetings and salutations dear readers. There has been some consternation among the Conspirasteve nation's beloved yet insousant readership regarding the prolific nature, or lack there of, of highly gregarious dispatches from abroad. Yes, indeed dear readership. it's a testament to the IQ level of such an astute readership that these charges that would be laid against the beloved, yet mildly disdained author of said blog.I, at this time would like to offer a humble 'my bad'. While i will conceed sloth is a contributing factor to the lack of postings, not all is what seems!
Of course it would come as no shock that there would be elements in western society that would like nothing more than to quash the rebellious forces of truth, wisdom and beer! It has been said that the rot of a nation, nay, the downfall could be directly related to the constriction of ideas,,,nay,, truth from the body politic as a whole. Who could be these villains that could so wantonly and viciously trample on the rights that should be bestowed upon us from our birth??? The insidious forces that are actively conspiring against the Conspirasteve nation are legion dear readers, While i'm not allowed to name names so to speak, these forces of generosity and evil go hand in hand,... The Conspirasteve nation has unfortunately come under attack by the forces of censorship! Indeed. from this moment on , all dispatches will be brought to you from the newly erected Bunker of Truth T.M.
Do not fear dear readers. I will find a way in the near future to drink, hold council with said drink, and even possibly reveal once and for all the Mystery of the Toilet Bowl!
We will not be silenced!
