Bunker of Truth:

"I don't feel tardy", David Lee Roth; Hot for teacher, Van Halen 1984.


Greetings and salutations dear readers. There has been some consternation among the Conspirasteve  nation's beloved yet insousant readership regarding the prolific nature, or lack there of, of  highly gregarious dispatches from abroad. Yes, indeed dear readership. it's a testament to the IQ level of such an astute readership that these charges that would be laid against the beloved, yet mildly disdained author of said blog.I, at this time would like to offer a humble 'my bad'. While i will conceed sloth is a contributing factor to the lack of postings, not all is what seems!

Of course it would come as no shock that there would be elements in  western society that would like nothing more than to quash the rebellious forces of truth, wisdom and beer!  It has been said that the rot of a nation, nay, the downfall could be directly related to the constriction of ideas,,,nay,, truth from the body politic as a whole. Who could be these villains that could so wantonly and viciously trample on the rights that should be bestowed upon us from our birth??? The insidious forces that are actively conspiring against the Conspirasteve nation are legion dear readers, While i'm not allowed to name names so to speak, these forces of generosity and evil go hand in hand,... The Conspirasteve nation has unfortunately come under attack by the forces of censorship! Indeed. from this moment on , all  dispatches will be brought to you from the newly erected Bunker of Truth T.M.

Do not fear dear readers. I will find a way in the near future to drink, hold council with said drink, and even possibly reveal once and for all the Mystery of the Toilet Bowl!

 We will not be silenced!

White Devil.

"History has shown, that the white man is the Devil"
Malcolm X

Greetings Dear -pure-as-the-driven-snow-yet-black-as-your-soul readership.
Congrats on finding your way onto my auspicious, yet humble blog once again.
I'm finding it a little difficult to sleep in my new "environs" , to use the parlance of another time. Why, you may ask, would the Conspirasteve Nation be left sleepless in the cocoon of paradise that we have found ourselves in? Alas, the culprit would not be found in an alternate climate in which we prevously  resided.

Once again, we at Conspirasteve Nation have added another enemy to the ever growing list of vile vicious villains in which to heap scorn upon...As we all know my brilliant readership. there can be no ying without the yang, Good without the evil, so on and so forth. So it should not have been a great shock to us that we would come across the White Devil of Paradise. None other than Cacatua Galarita...or most commonly known as the Cockatoo.

While these handsome birds fly effortless through the sky during the day without a voice or care in the world; apparently these White winged Devils like to congregate at the window of the Conspiriasteve bed chamber at dawn every morning screeching at each other as if they were feral house cats fighting over a carcass of mouse, whilst reaching the decibel level of a low flying Boeing 767.

Ah curse you Cacatua Galarita....... Curse you!!

Coming soon: The mystery of the toilet bowl revealed!

Conspirasteve down under

Greetings and salutaions dear reader.. After much ballyhoo and bravado being spouted from yours truly via a  rival blog. We here at Conspirasteve nation have finally got our act together to create our very own . At this time i  would like to welcome all who have found the courage, nay, the cojones to click on to this auspiciously titled yet completely prescient web-page The proverbial self pat on the back is in order at this time.................done?.... ok we'll wait.. As the title suggests, we are about to relocate our inner sanctum of round table discussion forums to newer, possibly better, but completely foreign climes, Sydney, NSW Australia.  .

This site is an attempt by the Conspirasteve nation to document our new environment as we attempt to navigate a new and potentially exciting new culture from the "Land Down Under", so aptly described by the seminal 80's band Men At Work.

Please feel free to check-in now and again  to get the full "skinny", (to use the parlance of our time ), from the "land down under".

Conspirasteve